Tuesday, February 27, 2007
prosecutors out the door?
the prosecutors busted someone.they offended our patriots.again,did humphrey bogart say something?patriots love the country and defend the homeland.busting one is a threat to national security.it'd be tied to al qaeda.the communists would do stuff like that.anti-social behavior.miscreants.the cherokee could be surrounding the alamo right this minute and no duke.maybe that's where al qaeda will invade.all our patriots might be in jail by then.it's the communists.they hate business.maybe it's humphrey bogart.he was in casablanca with the rugheads.that's not the homeland.
Monday, February 26, 2007
serbia not guilty?
ask our prophet and his apostle,the gay,drug dealing masseuse about it.they'll take the role of john the baptist and whack a few more.hook up our rapists and their rapists.throw some dope and contras in and a few espn felons and set things straight.the duke lacrosse team will take the role of the peacekeepers and see about the women of srebrenica.our boys are better then their boys.some more rugheads to take out.where's the crime?what about humphrey bogart?did he say anything about a crime?he'd know a crime.they'd be busted by now.he would've shot them.did he?how about jimmy cagney?burt lancaster?mel gibson could be mired in the holy land and will need to recuse himself.there's lots of jews in the holy land.ask the jews about serbia.our prophet with the apostle who's a gay,drug gealing masseuse will be in israel giving massages,selling dope and going over the x and o's with elliot abrams.maybe srebrenica didn't have enough dope.a few prophets would've saved them.a voice in the wilderness.a tree. a rams horn.the chicago bears.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
our prophet wants massage parlors
the prophet said he has lots to do and needs a tax break.send king tuts slaves over.the holy land will have massages and smoke dope.halliburton will run it.we can't have a bid in the contract.the little asian women who run the massage parlors in georgetown can't be trusted with this awesome and biblical responsibility.noone in the old testament opened massage parlors in the holy land and how many were on dope?american ingenuity at work.espn can send some felons.is there enough room in king tuts pyramid for qatar to get a massage and smoke dope?the little asian women in georgetowns whacky massage parlors may march in cairo.it could lead to regime change.we need a surge in georgetown.there won't be a filibuster.the troops would be let down.raise the flag over king tuts pyramid and get that tax break.nefertiti wants a tax break.send mel gibson over.what will humphrey bogart do?
Saturday, February 24, 2007
napolean snoozes
no french fries in iraq and napolean is taking a naop.he can dig up some rapists in france.there has to be some.voltaire might know a few.the russians don't even have rapists.world leaders have rapists.it's a fact and we're way ahead of all of them.the red,white and blue got rapists from saratoga springs to sacramento and none of them can spell.they don't even know what a pencil is.duke?what are our best and brightest doing?they're protecting our homeland.it's not their fault they know how to spell.they have to.maybe they don't.our best and brightest spit at king tut.who needs hieroglyphs and a bunch of chariots?george washington didn't have no chariots.he was no napolean but we won't hold that against him.it's not his fault he ain't french.could he spell?no football for george washington.no chicago bears.no vince lombardi.napolean snoozes away even while our fine prophet with the gay dealing masseuse sends the tigris and euphrates after iran.will his apostle sell dope in iran?like the contra thing.get'em hooked on dope.moses would have done it.and,moses didn't have an apostle who's a gay dealing masseuse.who in the old testament had one?how many mullahs are rapists?we could beat the stuffing out of iran.they pray five times a day.the gay dealing masseuse apostle could saunter over,sell some dope and try to get the supremem mullahs as new2 clients.put'em on the air.get some advertising.no iranians play football.let's ee napolean and king tut spit and snooze at them apples.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
napolean awakes
he heard king tut call our prophets and visionaries and couldn't stay dead.they invented french fries and won't have king tut and his sandals and poorly chosen wallpaper throw back budweisers with the viceroy and the prophet and his gay drug dealing masseuse.they'll be entertaining the ancient wind on the banks of the euphrates and possibly our fine,wholesome and patriotic rapists and war criminals will saunter over.napolean looks irked though dead and should spit at the viceroy.we have way more rapists and war criminals then the french.they don't play football and they use accents when they spell.who spells?king tut can't spell.he had slaves do all the work for him.can the prophet with the drug dealing masseuse spell?is he stoned?egypt has lots of stoners.he might turn the tigris and euphrates at iran and smote them and nero might show up.our prophet will fell the ancient land and rule with the gay drug dealing masseuse.napolean spits at them.he's continental.no french fries in iraq.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
king tut calls for them
i can hear him calling for the viceroy.he'll send his prophets to the war zone with the bad wallpaper and the antichrist might show up to play some scrabble.will king tut wear shoes?the viceroy won't talk to anyone who doesn't wear shoes.there'll be an incident.does the viceroy plan to spit at him?does the antichrist think the egyptian religions are okay?will our prophets call king tut a rughead?are they out of jail yet?the one with the gay dealing masseuse may cause an incident.condi can wear her big boots when he shows up.what kind of shoes does the gay dealing masseuse wear?can we let that prophet near the tigris and euphrates?will he part the waters like moses?he's leading us on a mission through the holy land so why can't he part the waters?
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
the viceroys shoes
is tutenkhamen going to give them a parade?i don't think he has.how tasteless.what's his wallpaper like?does he play scrabble with the anti-christ?will thomas jefferson invite nero to the tea party?i don't think the viceroy will work out at the tea party.what kind of shoes does he wear?they'll clash with tutenkhamnes wallpaper.the viceroy should get some ostrich feathers.maybe he can find a flying carpet.he can move into one of the great pyramids.there'll still be a problem with the shoes and the wallpaper.maybe halliburton can help.they have such signe.
Friday, February 16, 2007
sen.edwards blogger
why didn't he fire them?he alienated a good chunk of the electorate by sheer obscenity.did satan ever say such a thing?was satan ever a candidate for president?can we have a possessed president?does he have hooves?does he play the violin?does he play scrabble?
foundation for middle east peace
foundation for middle east peace-haggai alon,senior policy advisor to israeli minister of defense amir peretz,2-28,12-1:30,carnegie endowment for international peace,rsvp required,202-835-3650.
irvine gallery
at the armory with a new york gallery and the website's west29show.com.carl fischer and curtis knapp photographs,factory craze:week of andy warhol,feb 19-23.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
march with inac in st patricks parade
we're looking for groups or oganizations to join us,irish northern aid committee, in the st patricks parade.anyone's welcome.with the current report about police abuses you wonder if they can ever trust them.did bono work with tony blair on the troubles.they must have lied right to their face for years.i bet they lied to the third world worse.how can they have any credibility in iraq or their project africa if they do in their neighbors?
rep weldon in homeland security
the bush administration has hired a criminal to look out for us.how can genocide help stop a terrorist attack?al qaeda was arrested in serbia which former rep weldon is tied to.the serbian national congress which is in pennsylvania must be tied to him too and they openly exhort genocide.who's soft on crime?how can you be softer on crime and demented.who's in crime?is he invited to the tea party with the dead americans,thomas jefferson and the insurgents?