Sunday, February 25, 2007
our prophet wants massage parlors
the prophet said he has lots to do and needs a tax break.send king tuts slaves over.the holy land will have massages and smoke dope.halliburton will run it.we can't have a bid in the contract.the little asian women who run the massage parlors in georgetown can't be trusted with this awesome and biblical responsibility.noone in the old testament opened massage parlors in the holy land and how many were on dope?american ingenuity at work.espn can send some felons.is there enough room in king tuts pyramid for qatar to get a massage and smoke dope?the little asian women in georgetowns whacky massage parlors may march in cairo.it could lead to regime change.we need a surge in georgetown.there won't be a filibuster.the troops would be let down.raise the flag over king tuts pyramid and get that tax break.nefertiti wants a tax break.send mel gibson over.what will humphrey bogart do?