washington factory

can the st louis cardinals be sent for the surge?we could always have the baltimore orioles go.not a good chance they'll beat the yankees this year and why not be useful and go after some suicide bombers and maybe while they're there knock off some taxi drivers and school girls.taxi drivers are just as big a threat to american security as any suicide bomber and a lot of their taxis are red which is communist.we can't have the cinncinnati reds go and why hasn't there been a change to their name?they'd dance with judy garlands coffin.king tut can't play baseball.we can get one up on them and that's good for our boys and what's good for our boys is good for us.what's the problem with mold anyhow?now that scooter's off to the slammer shouldn't he make the move to professional football and make that good money and liberate the masses from their oppression,communists,and be given a parade by sioux city,south dakota.the heartland loves a good criminal.i don't think he''l be good at making license plates though.will he join the mexican mafia while he's there and work on the guest worker program?maybe he can steal cars when he gets out.cheney couldn't steal a car.is he serenading judy garlands coffin?