Monday, April 09, 2007
imus to iraq
imus belongs in iraq.the prophet with the gay drug dealing masseuse ain't got the fire in the belly to kill the rugheads.what if he thinks the insurgents are capable of following his prophetic pronouncements and starts a ministry there.maybe he could open up shop with michael jackson and preach like ezekiel.michael jackson could get the wheel of fire in his next video.imus has an uncanny resemblance to lawrence of arabia.maybe there's some klan in the holy land he can fraternize with.the surge hasn't quite produced the results it was supposed to and he's a patriot. there might not be another haditha if he doesn't help.we should ship klan out to the holy land and have imus communicate via satellite.i don't think there's been a war crime in a while.that's like an egg without salt and pepper.it's sunday without football.it's unpatriotic and possessed.giuliani knows about it.kerik knows.it's springtime in dunkirk.