Thursday, April 12, 2007
iowa to the surge
have they sent iowa to the surge?they're a modest people and shouldn't yap about it.who'll miss iowa?they don't have a football or baseball team and not that many felons.what's the matter?probably not many rapists either.we should send the surge after iowa.shouldn't be a lot of resistance and we'll be welcomed as liberators.no football,baseball,rapists or felons so we have to do something for them.bush is a compassionate conservative and wants the people of iowa to be happy and free.just like charles de gaulle.bush could run the operation from algeria.why not call humphrey bogart and see if he can open up his bar and have cheney lead the crowd in a stirring rendition of mack the knife.trent would join him in algeria and fortunately has better taste in shoes then the viceroy.they could help humphrey bogart run guns to the french.vive la french and onto iowa.the interstate will be strewn with palm leaves.