Thursday, April 19, 2007
minnie mouse for san diego attorney general
to restore morale and make the august body of the justice department more relevant minnie mouse should be the new us attorney for the san diego area.she loves her country and she beat up donald duck didn't she?someone has to beat up donald duck.she can beat up donald duck can't she?i don't think mickey can.daff's away fighting the war and finding a good taxi driver.we need someone to restore audacity to the office in the san diego area and fight what needs fighting and quell what ought to be quelled.duke's in the slammer.think mickey approves of that?donald duck had something to do with it.he sent a missive from his hq in south dakota and that's how duke got tossed in the slammer.where's our country if a trued patriot can't get away with a few crimes?i'm sure king tut broke a few laws.see the weird hat he wore.must have been a problem but did they throw him in the slammer?did he spit?minnie can get duke out of jail and crack down on the hispanics.with duke in jail who will?daff's away.mickey doesn't look ominous enough.minnie can work closely with karl rove and attorney general gonzalez and show what it means to be a loyal bushie.what's she been doing the past fifty years though?beating up donald duck?did she beat up mickey?can duke beat her up?we can't have duke getting pummelled by her.