Thursday, May 10, 2007
moderates and daff
the moderate republicans marched valiantly up to the white house and said,among other things,"we like the french fries and we'll shoot daffy."moderate republicans are great afficionados of french fries and revere their stark solitude.french fries were the key in the french election.they're building material and more reliable then shoe polish.there will be a magnificent arch connecting france and saginaw,michigan of french fries,and,it is rumored the moderates took a shot at daff in diyala province and are renaming it pigeon province.no more duck province.it also should go over well with julius caesars cat and they might aid in the ramped up effort to pacify kansas.not enough mice in kansas so they might have work on a trade deal with petco to get more.we don't a lot of goldfish there.the dishonourable duck still seems to wander freely throughout south dakota and we're wondering if there's an irish bar there where he can make contact with the green zone.negotiations are underway to change the green zone to the end zone.are there dogs in kansas?it'll undercut the generals on the gound.king tuts cat never attacked a country and who's idea of a king is a giant pile of rocks?that won't cut battery cables in el dorado.