Friday, June 29, 2007

 

pinnochio wants to be chief justice

pinnochio wants to be the chief justice.does he throw the wind?he can stop the barbarian horde.he eats cobwebs and watches reruns of dragnet.lots of puppets want to be on the high court. howdy doody would like to sing from the steps to the traffic.lots of cars on the street. lots of smoke in the air.lots of wind in the town.there's only one cat here.we don't like thunderstorms. we like to run.pinnochio can run.he's going to the war. where's the box of popsicle sticks?he needs armor and a helmet.can't get the shoes dirty.who else is in the closet?where's the door? who will march on nebraska?the corn may talk.no more chevrolets.no more bublegum.what time is it?can i fly to ukraine and shoot a cow?do they kick?do they sleep?where's mickey mouse?

Thursday, June 28, 2007

 

disneyland tosses blacks out

disney,our home,our country,our racist.they threw four black youths out of disneyland.isn't ones parent with the civil rights commission?was it mickey or donald duck?it couldn't have been daffy.i've always said that mouse is trouble.all mice are trouble.they're cunning.why did they back senator allen?is there some sort of coalition of the willing?little kids go there and they keep the place clean.disneyland should be clean.what else should it be.lots of places are getting cleaned up.is it freinds of theirs who said sudan isn't in genocide and it's the jews.how far are we?

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

 

howdy doody and pinnochio

did howdy doody cold cock pinnochio?too many puppets can do that and pinnochios new role as co-viceroy of diyala province may get howdy on the war path.howdy's tried to conquer nebraska for years and it's his base.pinnochio could steal it.can't have a puppet spat during a war.what will that do to the morale of our troops?bringing on howdy,say for baquoba,might damage the influence and political capitol of pinnochio.daff ain't working with howdy.is howdy wooden or plastic and does he have the full condfidence of condi?can condi handle two puppets?did she wear the spikes?is she going to turn pinnochio into spikes and can daff beat her up?daff can't.pinnochio cant. that mouse might.

Monday, June 25, 2007

 

pinnochio joins daff in diyala

daff is weighing his options for a bold and prophetic move,a junta of doritos and paper hats, of working with pinnochio to pacify diyala province.pinnochio, a wooden puppet with a striking resemblance to a cheap mop,is a master of stagecraft and a likely heir to a monument on the banks of the green river, a virulent crusader who can help with the invasion of iowa,and can probably take a closet full of mannequins to march through nebraska.not a lot of mice in nebraska and no duck ponds there either.by the way, don't the insurgents know it's baseball season?what kind of person bombs during baseball season?daff and pinnochio can take care of it.let's see them mess with a puppet.

Friday, June 22, 2007

 

popsicle for pinnochio?

on the sordid path a starving hyena stalks the graveyard over yonder.there are bones to chomp on and fresh flowers to throw into the veil of the sycamores shadow.night is everywhere.it smiles at everyone.pinnochio might dance on a gravestone and throw a spool of white thread at the broken gravestones and the singing,languid wind.popsicles for pinnochio?what if he falls down?can we throw him into a fire?maybe he'll get a box of popsicles and make a castle out of the sticks.where's the witch?where are the merry widows?whose hat is that?it has a hole in it.is it for the man in the moon?

Thursday, June 21, 2007

 

orange order at the folk life festival

maybe there's room for improvement. we have work to do. what's good for the goose is good for the gander.like a hog on ice.it's a gut check.hate group on the mall.the orange order at the folk life festival.they take an oath against the pope.how'd they get here?who brought them here?extremists of their kind are tied to al qaeda,and,i doubt they're great supporters of the folk life festival.aren't they enemies?do we have al qaeda protecting new york?they're with the right.should pass the litmus test.maybe an ice cream cone for everyone.a ride on the ferris wheel.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

 

roves e-mail

one or two e-mails?three and you're out.what's 100,000?isn't there more?is that crossing the line or is that moving the whole place over?i would guess he's another conservative of the highest character who can do no wrong and it's those liberals fault.what if he just writes the laws himself?that should work better.what are laws for anyway.they're for criminals and there ain't none around the white house.our area homeland security official killed a moving truck driver.i guess that makes our country more safe.is that their policy?four e-mails ain't so bad.isn't al qaeda in crime,drugs and bank robbery in ecuador, and, aren't they fairly conservatively speaking,breaking the law and aren't the people that write and execute the law,daily?why doesn't gingrich or delay say something?

Monday, June 18, 2007

 

where is pinnochio?

he raised his scepter and the waters parted and the desert wind blew a light red clowd over the sun.elephants wandered across the moonscape and and howled.where 's our pinochio?is he at the festival with the screaming clowns or the dizzy fire eaters?when will pnnochio prance across the stage and cut the curtains into raggedy shreds and put them in shoeboxes?isn't he our puppet?they're such a joy.i can hear them singing.when will the rivers scream and turn orange and fish jump through cans of beans and poptarts?won't pinnochio dance?

Friday, June 15, 2007

 

a.n.s.w.e.r. does right of return for palestinians

a.n.s.w.e.r. who is somewhat in charge of the anti-war movement did signs for the palestinian demonstration at the capitol demanding the right of return.needless to say they're tied to genocide and in particular there's video tying their client milosevic to the srebrenica massacre. the right of return is not popular with the palestinians and was a major problem for the collapse of peace talks of which there haven't been any in a while.the other palestinian demonstration i went to wouldn't let the palestinians put up their own flag.isn't this another occupier?

 

our puppets

where are our puppets dancing and spinning and crawling through the chimneys?have they climbed the steps of the drowned horse?playing craps with the powder blue scarecrows and mechanical jackals,laughing at the orange rivers, shooting at tombstones.they're in the cans of red beans, speeding through the moons glow,sunning themselves on old chevy impalas in scorched junkyards,running in dark circles over belfast.howdy doody sings to empty stairwells.who will shoot the marigolds?

Thursday, June 14, 2007

 

wiley e coyotes nebraska coup

wiley e coyote may bring his coup to our shores.what will liberman say and what will he do?i don't think he'll deal with the mouse.what about nebraska?they eat corndogs out there don't they?could they kill the roadrunner,could the surge, and liberate the flies and locusts of our vaunted presidency?are there more on the way to jail?it was somewhat visionary of the conservatives to build all those prisons and get the three strike policy.what about the recidivism rate of conservatives?i doubt they have an innate ability to make license plates.that's the working class they've endeared themselves to and liberated except they like that mouse and duck.wiley e may not grow in the prison environment.the hammer and duke should strengthen their base and expand their fundraising.wiley e's a close bush ally and a coyote of the highest caliber,no doubt on the short list for attorney general,a coyote of faith and jesus and the transformative power of oil and pork bellys.he's watching you.he's there.our puppets are here. they're dainty and powder blue,lone stars in a purple and black sky.the lone ranger lifts great burdens off man.he stalks the corn.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

 

wiley e. coyotes coup with hillary

has wiley e coyote led his coup in nigeria and is hillary on the way to countercoup?was she in genocide?i don't remember them worried about it.maybe wiley e can find refuge in notre dame cathedral.there's probably a problem with wiley e leading a coup in france.does he eat snails? he must have a problem with napolean not that napolean could kill the roadrunner.napolean has a striking resemblance to mickey mouse and that's nothing but trouble and there should be a surge in paris to rid the french of mice and hairspray.could he be conniving with that duck in south dakota to foment another revolution?ducks can't run france.mice do that.that duck blew up the mosques and there's no arguing about it. he knows explosives.probably a dishwasher and landscaper too.paris hilton might hook up with the hammer and duke in the can and learn the ropes,the x's and o's,the walk,larceny and how to grace the plains of the bowling alley in butte,montana.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

 

will hillary invade iowa?

will hillary help with the invasion of iowa?her flock of flies and lice can be added to julius caesars cat and wile e. coyote, who will be president of nigeria, to form a juggernaut.after iowa,france.did hillary eat julius caesars cat?did she save the tail so she can wear it on her hat?i've always had a great admiration for her hats.why not a bonnet?she can wander over with her juggernaut and knife some of the horses at the kentucky derby.won't we know whether she was with her c.i.a. director or told him to get warm and fuzzy with freinds of milosevic.her clothes go well with genocide.maybe that's why she's the prohibitive front runner, a formidable candidate,a bar of soap, and odds on favorite to end the war in iraq and make one where it's needed,the iowa to south dakota axis of evil.what's she done with the duck and congress better act soon to protect that mouse.we'll need a global campaign to protect mice.it'll be war on two fronts.can they be safe in albuquerque?richardson's a freinds of that mouse and duck.

Monday, June 11, 2007

 

richardson for president

who better understands the plight of the oppressed and unfortunate and has led a progessive state with progressive policies?noone seems to do much about genocide as i'm trying to help stop two more which are going on right in front of us and have been for years now.isn't it the least one could do.what else is worth pursuit?elected leaders don't stop it what do they beleive in?how much trouble can it be to mention it?why don't they?who are they afraid to offend and why don't they?isn't that what they're supposed to do.after darfur and chechnya will they turn their fangs on us?it's the poor they go after isn't it?they seem to be forgotten again.won't there be trouble with that as it's evil.it's a reinvention for hillary,it's the third isn't it, and a message of hope from obama which i don't think will do much good.he may have tapped into peoples condescending attitude towards blacks as that they are beautiful children though not equals.and we just had a top advisor to martin luther king indicted for a heinous felony in loudon county.edwards is a snake charmer. i don't like his haircut either.he looks like a cheap mop.

Friday, June 08, 2007

 

immigration cleansed

they freed the masses,liberated france and had a fine time doing it.ethnic cleansing breathes again on our fateful shores and when's the shooting start?will the republican nominees disembowel a hispanic,write an amendment,and eat the innards?will the audience?i always wondered how much hate is still in our triumphant shores.how much different from the segregation era is it?there was one other white at the rally at the capitol with half a million hispanics.the hispanics are being forced out of arlington and they're forced to move to anti-immigrant areas.why's the far right gained ground in europe?it's a mystery.no hollywood help.no sports stars.the poor are doomed again i'd guess.noone did much about any of the ethnic cleansing so why not tidy up our country?the racial stigmatization of hispanics as gang members isn't much diferent from what they did to the irish and the blacks.some bud and a flower print dress and a white christmas.

 
they freed us and liberated the masses and ended the tyranny and had a great time doing it.ethnic cleansing is breathing again on our fateful shores and when's the shooting start? will the republican nominees disembowel a hispanic at the next debate,forward an amendment, and cook the innards?will the audience?i always wondered how much

Thursday, June 07, 2007

 

is hillary presidential?

can hillary chew off her right hand and does her flock of lice and flies wear the proper shoes?i haven't seen lice or flies with bad shoes though she isn't on a top ten list for best dressed and i haven't seen her on the cover of people magazine.could she build a pyramid to rival king tut and will his wallpaper annoy her?what was she doing while mccain was being tortured?after she chews off her left hand will she bite off her right one too.that's what it takes.will she wax anyone in the roosevelt room?spongebob's no killer and he has an eerie resemblance to errol flynn.and, there's another impeccable and respected republican on the way to the slammer.it might take decades for the democrats to catch up.hillary can outsource.she might be the only hope.most the democrats don't seem to clever and not cagey enough to sink the world into a profound pit of eels.that takes a planning stage and resolve democrats are completely incapable of.has judy garlands coffin arrived in baghdad?george washington may throw a bellow out.where's that duck?

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

 

any cannibals at the debate?

what we want to know about the debates is who's a cannibal.how many servings of fingers have they had and did they eat it with a funny expression.did it say more or was it a problem.we don't like problems.i think hillary could beat up mccain with her flock of flies.she's probably good with a straight razor and now reinvents herself to make her more attractive to the commoners. does she live in the gutters of new york and when can we see batman save gotham and fly down and nab her.spongebob could be in connivance with the teletubbies and throw a fast one over on the country.how close a confidant is he?what's he do to mccain?spongebob is a threat to the fabric of our country.does he want to lynch all the hispanics?are there hispanics in his cove?i haven't seen any.does he eat empanadas?mccain needs help with hillary.after she blows up that bowling alley in butte,montana she's headed for mccain.spongebob is with her.he's a sponge.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

 

republican debate,no daff

who's a cannibal and how many of their own fingers have they chewed off.needless to say there's been no mention of daff.he's an unsung hero.he could bite the head off a bull.daff could stomp them all.will minnie go after them?it'd be unsightly if she beat them up on the stage.hillary should pummell her anytime soon though.she has a soft spot for criminals.why can't hillary chew her fingers off?she could throw a few haymakers at the debaters.she could preside over a dead baghdad and have the republicans executed then eat a bucket of entrails.who gets tortured next by the way?is it everybody or are they selective?will they torture each other?can we have torture to open the debate?waterboard mister rogers and his neighborhood.mother hubbard should get some of that too.welfare cheat.newt could put her in a headlock and then a submission move.does hillary carry a knife and will she use it?will this devolve?is richardson a person of the ghetto?is he the first to get tortured?thomas jefferson sneezes.

Monday, June 04, 2007

 

democrats debate without daff

daff wasn't at the debate.what's a debate without a duck.hillary has her connections to spongebob and is a formidable candidate.what'd she do to minnie mouse though.did she go after that bowling alley in butte,montana?i don't see her at bingo night on the navajo reservation.what's her postion on coyotes?her treasury secretary,among other blessed deeds, seems to be one and is on his way to the slammer.a few genocides never hurt anything.not if you're with barbara streisand.noone gets thrown out of italy. maybe she should sing a duet with frank sinatras dog in anbar province.frank sinatras dog probably has a powerful bellow.he can't howl though.no howling at babs.spongebob must have done some dirty work to get hillary in first place.she walks amongst us.no howling, no poor people,no macaroni and cheese ever.george washington ain't a match for sponge bob.

Friday, June 01, 2007

 

loudon to the slammer again

our nobility must do some decent things.somewhere they mean well.they must watch mister rogers neighborhood and eat cheerios.maybe they don't eat enough cheerios.maybe they put something on their cheerios which other people don't.another one from the vaunted and beautiful soul of loudon is on the way to the slammer.did he know the death squad down the street or the convicted pedophiles that slammed liberals for being evil all these years.i may visit them when they're in the slammer and ask them if they did their patriotic duty and what exactly is mine.i'm not sure what my patriotic duty is now that they've stolen the criminal aspect.is supporting sister eileens soup kitchen okay?she needs food or bread if you have any.send to the poor sisters in alexandria.

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