Monday, June 25, 2007
pinnochio joins daff in diyala
daff is weighing his options for a bold and prophetic move,a junta of doritos and paper hats, of working with pinnochio to pacify diyala province.pinnochio, a wooden puppet with a striking resemblance to a cheap mop,is a master of stagecraft and a likely heir to a monument on the banks of the green river, a virulent crusader who can help with the invasion of iowa,and can probably take a closet full of mannequins to march through nebraska.not a lot of mice in nebraska and no duck ponds there either.by the way, don't the insurgents know it's baseball season?what kind of person bombs during baseball season?daff and pinnochio can take care of it.let's see them mess with a puppet.