Saturday, September 15, 2007
ambassador crocker and betty,diplomatic touchdown
is ambassador crocker a relative of betty? can he make a decent cake?what iraq needs is five to six double chocolate cakes with a few fingers sticking out of them.cakes solve problems and they're integral to the wider diplomatic initiatives necessary to bring a good peace,and a good gesture,a good cat, and a good dog,to iraq,butterflies to mt. vesuvius and shoelaces to the starving orphans of rwanda.betty crocker could get it done and establish a beachead of bake sales in the middle east,the far east, the near east and the big ten basketball champions.what happened to peace in the midwest.senator craig gave it a shot but where's the diplomatic initiative?we need peace and double chocolate cakes in kankakee,iowa.are there ducks in iowa and do they eat double chocolate cake?ambassador crocker looks a little like he fell out of mother goose's shoe.was he thrown out?does he know pinnochio?can he find pinnochio?can he count to fifty?can he ride the roller coaster alone?will betty turn on judy garland?what will happen now that the indiana hoosiers football team is two and 0.that's two victories and no defeats.need a surge?could be the mouse.could be what?notre dame?who?where and how many?