Wednesday, September 12, 2007

 

war on terror wins with bicycles and fruit loops

how they gonna stay for ten years?who will stay there for ten years?they can have a lonely outpost in the desert with judy garlands coffin.she can belt out tunes for ten years.maybe bono can scream some.can they spit though?we need someone who can spit for ten years.it's gonna take a lot of spitting to fix that place.they didn't mention daff in the surge.they didn't mention the need for more patriotic ducks in the surge.and they didn't mention the mouse or the wallpaper.bicycles and fruit loops will liberate the world and win the war on terrorism.in ten years bush will be riding his bicycle on the far reaches of the himalayas looking for more places to conquer.why can't iraqis just all ride bicycles?peace will descend on the dusty plain if everyone just rode a bicycle.bike paths should criss-cross the planet.bicycles are a metaphor for the duck.it's a medieval wizards sign of the second coming.christ will come back on a bicycle and he won't be happy about those mice causing trouble.

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