Sunday, March 11, 2007

 

gine lollabrigita to the surge

we haven't mentioned gina lollabrigita and what she can do for the surge.she definitely won't get along with queen nefertiti who could be somewhat miffed she didn't get a tax-break.why didn't all rich people get a tax break and why haven't there been demonstrations at the world bank and imf?queen nefertiti drinks bud and she might kill some bosnians and wander through iraq laying low the little kids.if there's a "problem"with nefertiti and gina maybe they could partition the country and give each half.who would take the shiites though as it seems to be kind of dirty.what's their taste in shoes and eyeshadow?y.a. title could run his linemen through anbar province and do what he does best,throw a long ball,and sing battle hymn of the republic with elvis presleys back-up singers.we still have to worry about the wallpaper.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

 

scooter among other patriots

did king tut get a pardon?see his wallpaper?did he say anything about the baltimore orioles?libby will do fine in the slammer.will he be close to duke?they have shared values and a commitment to our fine country.they've served us well and like many of our fine,patriotic americans they should go to jail.however,what will this do to the prison population?haven't there been years of opprobrium heaped upon them by conservatives and now with their new found stature they have every right to share their beliefs on the national and possibly world stage.i bet lots of them are patriots.they have a different manner to their expression but it's the same as scooter and duke.maybe willy horton can give them some tips on rape.why hasn't there been one of our patriots doing time for rape?the israelis do it.we ain't going to be beat out by some jews.there have to be rapists in the upper levels of our patriots.they're letting us down.is this a new electorate they're after?will the viceroy make an appearance in the cell block.he can bring some decent shoes for the inmates.i don't think we want judy garlands coffin around.can the inmates drink tea?

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

 

st. louis cardinals for the surge

can the st louis cardinals be sent for the surge?we could always have the baltimore orioles go.not a good chance they'll beat the yankees this year and why not be useful and go after some suicide bombers and maybe while they're there knock off some taxi drivers and school girls.taxi drivers are just as big a threat to american security as any suicide bomber and a lot of their taxis are red which is communist.we can't have the cinncinnati reds go and why hasn't there been a change to their name?they'd dance with judy garlands coffin.king tut can't play baseball.we can get one up on them and that's good for our boys and what's good for our boys is good for us.what's the problem with mold anyhow?now that scooter's off to the slammer shouldn't he make the move to professional football and make that good money and liberate the masses from their oppression,communists,and be given a parade by sioux city,south dakota.the heartland loves a good criminal.i don't think he''l be good at making license plates though.will he join the mexican mafia while he's there and work on the guest worker program?maybe he can steal cars when he gets out.cheney couldn't steal a car.is he serenading judy garlands coffin?

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

 

scooter making license plates

doing what all good people do,it's a gut check.the chicago bears did time and so did many fine americans and what else can we say but we wish scooter all the luck and i bet he makes the best license plates in the slammer.it even seems to make sense and a sound strategic policy.making inroads to the criminal demographic group which the democrats had been more associated with.top republicans will be in several of the top tier prison systems and able to spread the gospel and do what they do best and among those who will have nothing but praise for them and maybe they can convince the murderers to preach tax breaks.scooter should be sent over to see willy horton who made the bush dynasty and is someone they hold dear and also a good example for boy scouts and the churches must be in heaven now that there is another point of light in the slammer and now able to preach to the people who need it and time is more valuable then money.none of the great world leaders did time and now we have several allies of the worlds preeminent leader with street cred and maybe some new tatoos.think scooter should join the mexican mafia or the white supremacists?how will he fit in to his new environment and what kind of convict will he be?of course he'll be the top of anywhere he goes or anything he does so we must assume he'll have a plethora of tatoos and the kingship to all the gangs and murderers and other points of light that our penal system can offer and won't they be happy to have him.it's a good idea and one whose time has come.

 

clarice smith performing arts center

16th-clarice smith performing arts center,u. of md.,post classical ensemble,the song of the earth,traditional chinese music,poems of wang wei and meng hoaran,zhou long-"with wang wei,meng hoaran "world premiere,mahler excerpt from song of the earth.$30.

 

palestine ctr. march lecture series

8th- us foreign policy toward the middle east,former ambassador to iraq edward peck--15th-us media coverage of the middle east,dr r. jensen assoc. professor,school of journalism,u of texas--22nd-palestine,the middle east,the us and international law,a. atallah,president,strategic assessments initiative,wash.,dc--29th-political islam and the new world order,n.brown,senior assoc., carnegie endowment for international peace.

Monday, March 05, 2007

 

sibelius at the kennedy center

again civilizations creeps into town and it's cheap.down with the king.baltimore's ahead of washington.let's invite french peasants.the russkies got to go.we have to get hot dogs sold there.the committees at 7-11's need to be consulted.where the next wall to climb?

 

torturers tea party

the tortueres probably have the best tea parties and we can't go too far in the style area so maybe we'll have them throw the tea party and the chicago bears have to wear the home uniform and bring some wallpaper and smoked sausage.there might not be good wallpaper in the desert.torturers will demand decent wallpaper and who else but the chicago bears to bring that and good smoked sausage.tony blair can lie to their face for ten years and he to start soon or the irish would've been lied to more then the iraqis and king tut wouldn't stand for it.the viceroy can't have that and is he still wearing those awful shoes?maybe we can get patsy cline to sing some tunes and drill a few holes in some hands.why can't americans torture if they're in the middle east where you can torture people all you want to.our boys are doing their part though they have to be more philosophical in how they torture.judy garland tortured lots of people and we can get her coffin over there to waterboard a few.if king tut spits at her we'll call up y.a. title.

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