Friday, September 28, 2007
end gay bashing
get your people to the street corner and do away with the jerks.it's their last legal loophole.they belong in cages.are the hispanic bashers with the gay bashers?is there any doubt about it? they still haven't got over the fact that the blacks can vote.we in the south are keenly aware of their menace.will bashing pick up with the rollback of civil liberties?ain't a big question down here.they go after anyone they can.still bitter about the civil war and a hundred odd years of emancipation.after the hispanics it'll probably be the blacks.getting rid of abortion rights.phone tapping.war crimes.the red,white and blue.torture?ain't that their thing?who used to do that?
Thursday, September 27, 2007
strike with verizon workers
walk the picket line with the verizon workers.maybe might mouse and donald duck will show up.supposedly they're horsing the place.ask for scott.we don't have very strong unions in virginia and there are whole populations of nowhere jobs with nowhere lives and nothing to do and nowhere to go and they sit back in their mansions and smash another strike.workers can't sneeze in virginia.shouldn't be in public too much.democrats usually hoe a fine line.when will they represent their people?sold up the river again?
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
r street gallery
tom wolfe and tracey friedlander sept 16-oct 6--worlds apart:north american portraits-washington dc to havana. ask them why castro hooked up with iran and belarus and if all the hispanics who just got decent democracies will have to do away with it.is it back to the centuries old struggle.a few phone calls did in a race?how long will that be around?think it might ruin the hispanic community in the us.they already have enough problems.it could be back to square one with them.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
mclean slavic cultural festival
saturday sept. 29th from 11-5 at the mclean community center,belarus,russia and ukraine-$5 adults and $3 children.who let the russkies in here by the way?where's this country headed?a mouse runs this country?where's betty?we need a good cake for the russkies.daff knows what to do.
film festival
festival of womens film a media arts-sept 25-30 at the national museum of women in the arts-"celebrating the best in recent artisticall innovative and socially relevant film, video and new media by women,screenings,discussions,panels,receptions,parties,performances,installations."
Monday, September 24, 2007
yosemite sam
now we have the dream team and the slam dunk,daffy,betty,and there's a rumor yosemite sam might show up.we need him.it's time.it's right.will old mother hubbard get mad if ambassador crocker has to stay after school because he killed the lab mouse?did he eat the mouse?is he still with us?how far did he fall out of that shoe and has it affected him.it looks like he can count to fifty and that's a major step forward and something our boys need.is rummy still conquering the dusty plain or did he turn his sites on the dairy aisle at giant.couple of blackhawks would work.some intel.what's with the cheddar cheese and does it attract mice?why?get the asia desk from the cia over.the surge has had some success and can it be turned on iowa and south dakota now?did rudy do anything about mice when he was mayor?kind of soft on them.kind of whimsical?will he have anyone to sell dope for him or are they all going to jail?justice department would help but there's another problem.yosemite sam.he's respected on both sides of the aisle.a straight talker.is he afraid of cats and which bathroom does he use?
Sunday, September 23, 2007
dc labor film festival
dc.labor.org-the wind that shakes the barley mon,tue,wed, $9.75 at the afi silver theatre. got good reviews and it's from our strategi allies in ireland some of whom are going to the slammer.there's a lot to be said about illiterate leaders who go off to the slammer.the greatest leaders of time couldn't read and got carted wholesale to the slammer.are they taking turns?first the us leadership goes then the irish?it's a return of decorum to the hallowed halls.do they have daffy duck in ireland?
clarendon day the 29th
saturday sept.29th-12-7. at the clarendon metro stop and just a stones throw away from the italian store.lots of bands and kids stuff.george allens band played last year,right in the middle of the place,and the guy walked around with his chest out.why didn't he walk around with his chest in?it seemd like they hijacked the festival and threw their chest around.clarendons struggle is to stay human and do we have to walk around with our chests out?will it keep the franchises out? new indian restaurants there.lots of flirty women.
jimmy lange benefit for former champ
stop by and help a dead boxers family.don't be scared away because it's a stupid italian event.and,as far as that goes,how many stupid italian events have been held in virginia?we had a shakeys pizzaria.no italians there.i'm sending people over so the guests don't snore through the thing.jimmy lange is supposed to get a top ten ranking and title fight on espn or hbo.he'll get levelled.someone has to do something.i didn't take the conservatives signs down in mclean too.pucinellas didn't either.they dissolved because of the change of seasons.the new era we ushered in is women.women will run the area.italians know that?what's the don got to say?
Thursday, September 20, 2007
richardson fundraiser,$10
tuesday the 25th at monsieur krugers condo.-action.richardsonforpresident.com.-lots of burgers.why not any empanadas?we don't need no empanadas.a lot of the hispanics i talked to haven't heard of richardson.maybe he'll do well with the russian vote.he's human.what's the next lie from hillary?should we get the army to attack nebraska for her?what's her opinion on mice?has she shot anybody.o'bama's wife is with wal-mart and isn't it in arkansas where the klan's headquartered?is that hope?how about job losses?tell them it's the western wind?less jobs?they don't have any.hillary was in arkansas for a while.wouldn't it be hard to miss the klan?has she burned any crosses?
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
art outlet
ofrenda-art for the dead-0ctober13th 3-12-2925 wilson boulevard,next to mexical blues-looking for art,altars and dead people.we need a lot of dead people.see what you can dig up.we need caskets and gravestones there.i'm seeing what my pastor can do.there are lots of living people around there but there aren't many dead ones.we need to fix that.there should be caskets up and down wilson boulevard.tea party with the dead people.indian food with dead people.little saigon was thrown out of there by the way.it's over.lots of condos.it's clean.lots of clean people.no more dirty people.see my vase,the black one,at mexical blues.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
8th annual asian pacific american film festival
apafilm.org,september 27-october 6-i know their lobbyist.she helped out with bosnia and wears a funny hat.a lot of women around here insist on wearing a funny hat and thinks it's proper or cool or stylish.it looked like an old sock.it kept falling off her head.can they bake cakes?are they shoplifters?
horror film festival
spookymovie.com-are there werewolves in these movies?they bite.a dog tried to bite me the other day.a perfectly nice looking dog.what's a werewolf going to do?do they eat italian subs and wear italian clothes?it was in style there for a while.the girls fall flat for them.it's the fangs and howling.i've thought about it.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
corcoran concert
contemporary music forum at the corcoran september the 23rd at 4:30 and the cost is twenty bucks.stop by the white house around the corner and see what kind of music they like.is anyone still there?have they turned over their passports?are the philadelphia eagles in charge?do the trees need pruning and does bush get free hot dogs from the vendors?is he working there?
ambassador crocker and betty,diplomatic touchdown
is ambassador crocker a relative of betty? can he make a decent cake?what iraq needs is five to six double chocolate cakes with a few fingers sticking out of them.cakes solve problems and they're integral to the wider diplomatic initiatives necessary to bring a good peace,and a good gesture,a good cat, and a good dog,to iraq,butterflies to mt. vesuvius and shoelaces to the starving orphans of rwanda.betty crocker could get it done and establish a beachead of bake sales in the middle east,the far east, the near east and the big ten basketball champions.what happened to peace in the midwest.senator craig gave it a shot but where's the diplomatic initiative?we need peace and double chocolate cakes in kankakee,iowa.are there ducks in iowa and do they eat double chocolate cake?ambassador crocker looks a little like he fell out of mother goose's shoe.was he thrown out?does he know pinnochio?can he find pinnochio?can he count to fifty?can he ride the roller coaster alone?will betty turn on judy garland?what will happen now that the indiana hoosiers football team is two and 0.that's two victories and no defeats.need a surge?could be the mouse.could be what?notre dame?who?where and how many?
Thursday, September 13, 2007
immigration rally tuesday
tuesday morning to afternoon on the hill.bring your signs and people,get the irish and italians,they're thugs,careful of the marriage route though, who know how to spit.that could be the difference.the racists can probably spit like camels but that shouldn't worry you.the racists,"good people","the righteous","the prophets",besides using dope,whores and the country should all be in jail soon though maybe not by monday.i give them about two weeks before they're in the slammer.can they pass legislation from the slammer?shouldn't someone look into it.will they let them in the bathrooms?should there be some hearings on the matter?
richardson fundraiser in dc
he'll be there monday the 17th,8:30-9:30 at the caucus room 1317 f st.,n.w.-$250 sponsor,$100 freind $50 student- rsvp katherine dey 505-239-1740 or e-mail kdey@richardsonfor president.com.
poisson for delegate fundraiser re-election
with senator webb the 18th,5:30-7 at the american gas association headquarters,400 n. capitol st.,rsvp or more info at 703-669-4776.he struck the dagger in the heart of the far right and with the next elections they could be run out of the state.this was a state stuck on the english aristocracy which was the far right though i know the embassy and they aren't like that.i'm part english and i don't oppress the masses.the queen said to resolve the problems in northern ireland and they wouldn't do that.how many people will never be able to do anything but flip burgers and pump gas is their fault.how can that be noble?aren't they noble?ever hear perles english accent?the architect of the war and he's going to jail for stealing $500,000 from the bank has was on the board of.the btk serial killer had one of those affected english accents.he thought he was an aristocrat.that's our pillars of society here.lots are in jail.
austrian embassy
the 17th at 7:30 rsvp required-egon shwarz,autobiography reading-holocaust survivor and leading germanist.
murky coffee film festival
wilson boulevard one block west of the clarendon metro stop-sunday at 6:30-8.a few movies.if you don't like them they're short.you might have coffee with the ethiopian mechanics or the yuppie juggernaut.careful of the flirts and keep clarendon human.it's on the brink of being a vapid,overbuilt,sterile,ghost of a town.get father creedon from neighboring st charles to sing a few irish folk songs.we're pretty sure he can read and he usually makes it to mass.sister ilion with the poor sister soup kitchen needs some help if you feel benighted.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
war on terror wins with bicycles and fruit loops
how they gonna stay for ten years?who will stay there for ten years?they can have a lonely outpost in the desert with judy garlands coffin.she can belt out tunes for ten years.maybe bono can scream some.can they spit though?we need someone who can spit for ten years.it's gonna take a lot of spitting to fix that place.they didn't mention daff in the surge.they didn't mention the need for more patriotic ducks in the surge.and they didn't mention the mouse or the wallpaper.bicycles and fruit loops will liberate the world and win the war on terrorism.in ten years bush will be riding his bicycle on the far reaches of the himalayas looking for more places to conquer.why can't iraqis just all ride bicycles?peace will descend on the dusty plain if everyone just rode a bicycle.bike paths should criss-cross the planet.bicycles are a metaphor for the duck.it's a medieval wizards sign of the second coming.christ will come back on a bicycle and he won't be happy about those mice causing trouble.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
author reading
randall robinson reads from his book,"an unborn agony:haiti," at busboys and poets september 18th from 6-8.
author reading
edwidge danticat reads from her book- "brother,i'm dying," september 22,2:00 at karibou books.
Sunday, September 09, 2007
yockadot poetics theatre
melt,an evening of multimedia performance friday and saturday september 21st and 22nd at the durant center 1605 cameron street,alexandria-703-400-2984-$15.explores the boundary of buddhist iconography and hi-tech performance technology. created by jamie jewett,text by thalia feild.
girls art?bring something to read.careful if they're older.
pelosi's up for re-election.
girls art?bring something to read.careful if they're older.
pelosi's up for re-election.
arlington arts center
sculpture on the grounds-an installation by rosemary feit covey, october2-march 1.opening reception oct 5-friday from 6-9.a 300 foot long 15 foot high banner encircling the building an image of voicelessness and powerlessness.
new cafe opened next door and doesn't look rabid.
new cafe opened next door and doesn't look rabid.
capitol hill arts workshop
photography exhibition september 8th-28th-547 7th st,se-two blocks south of eastern market metro.
fourth annual dc shorts film festival
stop by the four star hotel party and don't talk to anyone unless it's involves national security or finding a cheap seersucker suit.the rich are being nice?soak somebody.do they serve hotdogs there?what kind of four star place don't got no hotdogs?can i take a nap on the bar?is julia roberts going to be there.be wary of her.she's freindly.
sept 13-20 at landmarks e street cinemas,555 11th st n.w. dcshorts.com
cocktails with the pope at hotel monaco you need a ticket to a show on the 14th.
sept 13-20 at landmarks e street cinemas,555 11th st n.w. dcshorts.com
cocktails with the pope at hotel monaco you need a ticket to a show on the 14th.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
mayor of herndon,spit
let's say a fine word for the great public service our fine mayor of herndon is doing in thomas jeffersons state and not say he's right in with the ku kux klan and the nazis.how many founding fathers sided with the nazis?did all of them?maybe they hadn't heard about them.thomas jefferson was an early proponent of the ku kux klan?a lot of the new conservatives who were swept into office full of spit and motor oil are quite fond of quoting the founding fathers and how conservative all of them were i'd guess.they're off to the holy land.losing the war a squad of squirrels could've won.probably not enough bathrooms in the holy land.there's a good number of al qaeda and nazi affiliated persons near herndon and i would guess since the raegan years they've proliferated.it's on the net.they're saving us.saving their bathrooms.their prophets.their dope dealers and whoremongers.a few murderers.a shoplifter.a few took money from terrorists.a long drive down a country road.lots of crows.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
arlington culture
go to the eliipse center tommorrow night,the curator wrote a book on the local punk movement and had an exhibit of iranian art which might stop a nuclear war and the destruction of israel and the jewish people, and then the arlington arts center friday for the aachen sister city show and make a lot of faces and voice your thoughts freely and at will and scream loudly at anyone there.usually there's free beer at both and snub lots of people.arlington's into snubbing lately.we have a new fleet off the rhine who think they're moviestars.i snubbed julia roberts again and she didn't look too happy.she's small.she gets snubbed a lot and i did my part.what would bush's "daddy" say about that?don't they rule with idaho?how many bathrooms at the white house and karl rove always has a funny smile.why doesn't senator craig want to go to jail with duke?
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
us campaign to end israeli occupation conference at gmu this weekend
stop by and have some coffee and listen to music.it's free saturday and open to the public at gmu.you might need to pre-register for sunday.it's with lots of church groups and could coincide with the moslem peace process.someone's got to work with them though there are significant doubts from the local moslem crowd.they can't ignore fifty prime ministers.when's the peace process had that much support and why isn't the bush administration doing anything about it? isn't that profound neglect?is there another profound and arrogant,detached,and nonsensical proposal from the neo-cons?or do we get the war mongering conservatives to run it?is a proposed war with iran seemingly racist?are they going to kill all of them?is that what king arthur would do?aren't they with him?isn't the erosion of civil liberties a problem for an arab democratic process?does it make sense.how many arabs want that?they already have one like that.
