Thursday, May 31, 2007

 

art outlet

flik-june 1+2-7:00 music and 8:00 movies--free at the warehouse next door 1017-21,7th st.,n.w.

 

jerusalem fund

tasting the sky:a palestinian childhood--ibtisam barakat,7 june 6-8

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

 

wiley e. coyote for nigeria

nigeria elected a new president and it's not wiley e. coyote.where's the outrage and when does the riot start.they said it was deeply flawed and there can't be much of a doubt about it as wiley e. is possibly the best candidate for the job and a noble soul with a striking resemblance to many of the ancient greeks, notabley lycurgus and the brave,undaunted and tall spartans of thermopylae.he can't be short if he's going to be a noble soul.short people are low on nobility. when's clint eastwood make his move on geopolitics and hasn't he made enough awful movies and done a violent and depraved service to our country where he deserves a place on the mall.h'es in tough competition with wiley e. but he might shoot him.why hasn't the roadrunner shot him?is the roadrunner after clint eastwood?he's a red.did clint have anything to do with tobias's prostitution ring and where does minnie mouse fit into it.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

 

wiley e. coyote to run the world bank

wiley e. coyote wasn't named to run the world bank and i want to know why?what's the problem?he needs their help getting the roadrunner and it's going on years,possibly decades. the iraq study group didn't say anything about it and it looks as though it won't be an issue in the presidential campaign.is there a heart for coyotes?where's the outrage?people should be marching in the streets.zoelick ain't a coyote and he can't bark like one. the dutch are most likely with that rabbit.they nix wiley? russia and china know what heroic deeds coyotes do and they know they belong at the world bank.wiley might be able to get the roadrunner after baghdad's dead.it could be an octagon match.bless the coyotes.put them in oklahoma.tornadoes and coyotes will set the place straight.send the coyotes to bingo night.they'll be in every pew.

Monday, May 28, 2007

 

memorial day without legs

we had two soldiers with their legs blown off at work and i believe they had better things to do.one was about eighteen.needless to say they want to send more troops there.maybe they can drag some of the dead ones around and take them to the capitol for a hearing.they could sling them up at the table and have their mangled corpses testify to the true beleivers and draft dodgers who got them killed.we must owe a terrible debt to vice president cheney for it.he's led us to the promised land.how many dead people will that be?do they have to kill innocents?a few bucks can take care of it.

Friday, May 25, 2007

 

obama with wal-mart and farrakhan,hope?

it's not more of the same?wal-mart has many enemies,the working class and women isn't it,and,they had nazi propaganda at a maryland store.it doesn't sound like a message of hope.will there more job deaths with a "liberal" elected.and if his church or freind is tied to farrakhan,farrakhans show in dc said that blacks shouldn't vote becuase it hasn't done them any good.is that continuing the struggle?why didn't he organize in a wealthy neighborhood?

 

killer at the immigration demonstration in dc

i strolled down to the immigration demonstration in mt. pleasant and at the park where it was being held saw a guy with america on the back of his shirt getting arrested.i didn't think much of it and the demonstration was somewhat small though the guy had accosted demonstrators and had an apartment full of explosives and semi-automatics.it seemed like someone with the america first party tied to al qaeda.virginia leads the way in racist legislation and policies as far as hispanics are concerned.there've been two hate crimes against hispanics in the region and someone tried to burn down la casa,a center that works with hispanic day laborers in maryland.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

 

bugs bunny and al qaeda

it's that rabbit.he dug that hole from south dakota to anbar province and let al qaeda join in.it doesn't take long for a rabbit to dig a tunnell.alberto gonzalez looks like a rabbit.wait'll daff hears what they've done to him. our top cop seems to be a criminal.will he join duke or get a clean slate and break some more laws.that rabbit runs al qaeda. bugs has some "funny" views.not too keen on gunrights,a vegetarian and quite possibly an animal rights activist.rabbits with mice are a dangerous combination.iowa is a rabbit-mouse state.i doubt it's with the homeland.the place probably crawls with mice. could be a connection to the hispanic invasion,the ghetto newt pondered, and once they get in touch with that rabbit wolfowitz's girlfreind won't be able to body slam them all.the hammer was an exterminator and what'd they do to him?he could put a lid on that mouse beating up duke.he could put an end to baghdad if he had his truck.no duck ponds going to daff province.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

 

wolfowitz,a dedicated mouse

wolfowitz is a dedicated public mouse.not a mickey or a minnie.how many mice have arab girlfreinds?he definitely doesn't pummel duke.could he?wolfowitz may be trouble for duke in the octagon.he might be big in submission moves.he broke iraqs back by sheer force of will.he won't get to march through anbar province with the sheikhs and summarily execute eight year olds?where's the justice?he's a point of light.he's practically a light bulb.he's maybe two light bulbs.does his girlfreind chew tobacco?king tut didn't have a mouse run his wars.king tut seems to have liked cats.he worshipped them or something.they might eat wolfowitz.his cats aren't far from iraq.what's going on with iowa by the way.there aren't any failed states in our country and the point mice for bush have made one and not any for us.who'll miss iowa?that duck's the only one who'd miss iowa.do they have a lot of duck ponds?goldfish in the duck ponds?wolfowitz is free to unleash his girlfreind on him.she's no tailback.that duck's going to be on a pizza.the infidels.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

 

senator landrieus ax

the city spins again as an era of crack and murder didn't do enough.an overwhelmingly popular mayor was elected which could do endless good,as race and class still loom large in the town and could be remedied,,and, our undistinguished senator from louisiana decides to cannonball it.the stupid,pompous and powerhungry,always elitist, schoolboard isn't happy with his place.obviously he wants to be mayor.obviously,noone wants him to be mayor or have the undistinguished and colonialist senator drop the curtain on the mayor before he's settled in.isn't this the norm with our powerbrokers who haven't stopped so many genocides or done anything for the poor and relegated the masses to the whim of criminal celebrtities.isn't she with the group of arrogant democrats who got rid of all the jobs?aren't they just bitter that their time is passed and democracy has a chance.do they not like the oaks on the street?the parks.how much time have they spent in anacostia?

Monday, May 21, 2007

 

alberto with daff to the surge

who pummels a dead man?get to him before he's dead.maybe pummel him afterwards.alberto belongs with the surge and help drop jerry falwell on diyala province.he could be a smart bomb.i would imagine he'd only kill the electricity there.they don't seem to have much now so we could put the place in the dark and have daff take over.our foray into the holy land with the ghosts of jeremiah and ezekiel should be done with great taste and flair.y.a. title can throw daff from daff province to the green zone renamed the end zone and score some points.the game's getting closer.we need points on the board.i don't think there's anyone in the paint either.how you going to put points on the board with noone in the paint.and, what color should iraq be?rose?periwinkle?an evervescant green.it's the rabbit who started the wider war.lieberman knew it would happen.lebanons battle is because of that rabbit.lots of rabbits in this country.he dug that tunnel and the mouse is doing the fighting.minnie could probably handle combat.we got to get her away from duke and his religious foray in the slammer.duke's saving souls.he saves pennies. he's saving the bowling alley in butte.montana.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

 

homeland to the slammer

does the homeland include virginia?it sounds more like a western thing.idaho is probably part of the homeland but i get the feeling virginia isn't.maryland isn't part of anything and d.c. is never mentioned in any terms remotely akin to a house.i've never heard virginia referred to as a homeland.and, there's little dublin in arlington and the governors irish isn't he?ireland ain't a homeland.the homeland people tried to make sure another irish bar didn't open up around here. the homeland department is off to the slammer.will it take idaho with it?the irish could probably scrounge around for some criminals,join the homeland and go off to the slammer.the irish may be prohibited from going to jail now that scooter,the hammer and duke have moved in.they're elitist.are they with the ireland caucus?could one of the criminals talk to us who aren't a part of the homeland so we'll be safer and protected and belong to the new republic they're building,a republic of long rows of bars,locusts,flies and lint.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

 

death of a fat prophet

one prophet down.they can wheel his coffin through dead baghdad with judy garlands and dump him in the red sea.he didn't make it to the slammer either.he was a close rival of jeremiah and ezekiel.he saw buzzards in the sky circling his biology department.the pagans are republicans,aren't the bikers with the colorado republican,and not irish either.he pointed the finger at them for the al qaeda attacks.what happened to catholics?edwards even hammered them. why can't the catholics be with the pagans and lesbians?catholics would get along swimmingly with the lesbians.the buzzards haven't even circled st charles.how many prophets does our president have in his shoebox?how many are fat?i don't see the old testament prophets being fat.desert people aren't fat.did he eat any goat eyes?i can see him chowing down on the eyeball soup with julius caesars cat. they should drop him on diyala province.daff might not like a prophet in his province though.what were his thoughts on mice?how bout ducks?could he read?

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

 

death of a prophet

does he rank with tobias and his coterie of hookers and john wayne with his flock of buzzards?i don't think he could've handled a prostitute and particuarly one of the blue blood hookers.would they've slept with him?would they've put him on the spit and chopped up some onions and potatoes?they can't do that now?blue blood whores are most likely nasty.was king louis the 14th in lynchburgh?the sun king may have been takes aback by his esoteriec and prophetic proclamations.king louis must've had better whores then tobias.washington's not a real whorey town.they clash with our victorian architecture and genteel amalgamations.john wayne would've flattened him and his flock of buzzards are probably circling lynchburgh right now and they'll take a class or two.buzzards like biology.they love those pencil sharpeners.they will circle our country and lift it out of its sitcom blues and praise shoelaces and fish sticks.

Monday, May 14, 2007

 

$2000 for an afghan

i always wondered what i was worth.it's been an eternal question aristotle and the ancient greeks philosophized over and a question which renders all others moot.was it two grand? you can't buy a car for two grand.i'm worth less then a used car.president bush's shoes probably cost more then two grand.1500 is a good deal for a person.you can't get much of a car for two grand.maybe a plasma tv.thirty afghans get killed and it's a decent car.maybe one with a sunroof and tires.how many afghans are there and what's a good ratio of dead for reconstruction?they probably need more then a car with a sunroof and fancy tires.one of those fancy suits,a rolex, and italian handmade shoes are needed.they might need a couple of sets of those,and, they probably need the car with the sunroof and fancy tires.taking the boys out for a cold one might cost a villager and tickets to the ball game could be a few more.how about tobias's prostitution ring here in dc?that could be a village.was aristotle worth more then two grand?i doubt it.no football in greece.they can't spit.they don't eat french fries. two grand's a lot of french fries,a lot of pretzels,a lot of socks, a lot of fish sticks,lots of mice and paper towels.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

 

moderates and daff

the moderate republicans marched valiantly up to the white house and said,among other things,"we like the french fries and we'll shoot daffy."moderate republicans are great afficionados of french fries and revere their stark solitude.french fries were the key in the french election.they're building material and more reliable then shoe polish.there will be a magnificent arch connecting france and saginaw,michigan of french fries,and,it is rumored the moderates took a shot at daff in diyala province and are renaming it pigeon province.no more duck province.it also should go over well with julius caesars cat and they might aid in the ramped up effort to pacify kansas.not enough mice in kansas so they might have work on a trade deal with petco to get more.we don't a lot of goldfish there.the dishonourable duck still seems to wander freely throughout south dakota and we're wondering if there's an irish bar there where he can make contact with the green zone.negotiations are underway to change the green zone to the end zone.are there dogs in kansas?it'll undercut the generals on the gound.king tuts cat never attacked a country and who's idea of a king is a giant pile of rocks?that won't cut battery cables in el dorado.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

 
a berlin wall of french fires in iraq to keep the insurgents and guy lombardo out.cats can gaurd it.we have plenty of french fries and mice don't eat french fries.after baghdad's dead we could turn it into a giant drive-in movie theatre.that duck and mouse might show up to get their movie on but the coalition of the dead can pass legislation only allowing daff and judy garlands coffin to perform.once iowa's pacified julius caesars cat can launch forays into kansas and send the vanquished to reinforce the surge and to daffy province.john wayne with a flock of buzzards can be propped up there and bring a new era of french fries and good shoelaces to the venerable holy land.duke could set that mouse broad straight.wolfowitz could get caught up in the mouse struggles.he'd lose to minnie.mickey will get his in the new el dorado of daffy province.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

 

september winds

things will change in september.tires will change.oil will change.even sparkplugs.julius caesars cat will be in charge of iowa and he can hunt down those mice and their connections in the hispanic world.more should be said for cats and french fries.they'll team up and turn september into february.the leaves should turn in september.they got leaves in the desert?we can ship some over.baghdad should largely be in the morgue by then and what will the dead do?they're now an important constituency and a voting block of dead people can't be swayed by humphrey bogart and chicken pot pies.you can shoot dead people and they'll still be dead and if we get the dead vote and the green zone,the irish,gets blown up then we'll have the country under control.will julius caesars cat get minnie mouse?she pummelled duke.it'd be a pr problem.hillarys kind of mousish too.she could ban cats if elected.wolfowitz and her might scrap over the price of lima beans.lots of lima beans in this town.el dorado.

Monday, May 07, 2007

 

benchmark the duck

what we need are values. we don't need ducks.or,that rabbit.values as in cheap socks and free french fries.this country is now great because of french fries.we could pave the interstates with french fries.iraq doesn't have any.what kind of birdcage is that?benchmarks?fruit flies.mash potatoes.that's what benchmarks are.it's for ducks.daff don't like the benchmarks and he's a good american doing his all.daffy,diyala.we'll turn diyala province into daffy province.once daff's governor he can go after the other duck in south dakota.there's lots of mailboxes there he can shoot too.once daff gets diyala province condi can enter diplomatic channels with the chicago bears,rasputin and the pigeons in lafeyette square to get the bowling alley in butte,montana before hillary.hillary and spongebob could get to the fish before attorney general gonzalez.the fish have benchmarks?y.a. title?get julius caesar to iowa.he can help duke beat up minnie mouse.did rasputin say something?

Saturday, May 05, 2007

 

duke pummelled by minnie mouse

has minnie mouse done a number on duke and is it interfering with his important work with the inmates.duke can rally the masses for the war i would guess we aren't winning.is he with the black gangs?has he joined the mexican mafia?what will newt say?when's newt on the way to sing sing.i bet he can beat up a mouse.that duck might be trouble.which prison is the prophet with the gay drug dealing masseuse at?he didn't get invited to the slammer?that's rude.the white house gets invited everywhere.he parted the desert.now there are two deserts and one of them has dead baghdad and the other daffy duck.which one does our president go to?can he read by the way.spelling's tough for lots of people.long division is impossible.why should our commander in chief spell?when's the texas rangers play king tuts team?daff still out there? maybe daff can help with minnie mouse.wolfowitz looks kind of mousish too.did one of the europeans step on him?they might try that.ain't no baseball in europe and they're jealous.that duck say something?

Thursday, May 03, 2007

 

prostitute to the surge ,benchmark

how's that surge going?there are more dead rugheads and some seem to have been tortured.we'll see what the diplomats do.once baghdad's dead there won't be a need for a surge.they can play pin the tail on the donkey.general petraeus is probably good at it.rumsfeld was probably better but he's at dr. frankensteins castle brewing up some more volunteers for the armed forces.rummy and daffy would've worked wonders together.rum could star in some cartoons and get some tips on prowling around duck ponds.lots of fish in duck ponds for rummy to munch on.now that he's free he can join bush's hq in algeria,they may have invaded humphrey bogarts bar, and command troops for the invasion of iowa.and, we have to say king tut never had a prostitute at his naval academy.one of the benchmarks should be a brigade of hookers.no football,no texas rangers and no prostitute. our boys know more about warfare then theirs.al qaeda doesn't have a prostitute.daff?

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

 

veto to the mouse

there's a line in the sand and if it gets blown away they'll do it again.maybe two lines.maybe an x.deal with the line and you deal with daff.deal with daff and you deal with trouble.our beloved president has cast his lot in with the great ones.lincoln might step down from his monument and throw some lint at him.selling washing machines could be his true calling.and it is getting close to fishing season.lots of fish out there need catching.ain't no fish in the desert.lots of sand in the desert.when baghdad's dead he can open a ballpark and start selling tickets.the middle east is baseball.send joe dimaggio to the new peace initiative.he's a yankee.that's the same as a saudi.and then of course you have daffy.the saudis don't play no baseball.what's up?might need a bunch of lines in the sand.might not have enough sand.grind all those bones down.halliburton should make another fortune with the eyeball stew.the innocent afghans they just killed might be tastey.he kicked congress.he kicks'em when he wants to.tobias got his eyes on minnie mouse?she could be under connivance with cleopatra.beat up duke.the veto is a mouse killer.same with the rabbit.like the navajo.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

 

tobias?where oinketh thou?

has daff said anything?did he part the euphrates for condi and wasn't condi wearing some spiked heels?those were pretty big spikes.they looked sharp and ready for action.she could probably nail lots of mice with them and run a helluva whorehouse.tony snow might be forced out as pimp.condi will whip him till he sings some acdc and eats the eyeball stew.were tobias and condi close?special freinds?was daff around?it's gotta be that mouse and the other duck.that rabbit could be digging that hole right now and tobias is strutting across the world stage as noone has. has there been another mission accomplished sign and where was it?did tobias act patriotically.duke's in the slammer and couldn't help.tobias oinketh a great oinketh and that stupid mouse better not go after his women.how close to condi is he?does he like the heels?why can't they get the hammer to help out.heels and a hammer.can't get that at a drugstore.it's a free country and one with heels.

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