Monday, April 30, 2007
oh,tobias,where art thou?daff?
what'd daff say?this could affect anbar province.where was daff?was it that mouse?a lot of mice are whoremongers.in the ghetto with the hookers , and,newt explained to us with the hispanics.what'd he say to the prostitutes and in what language?pashtun?do the hookers support our troops?they could probably help out with the war crimes.couple of whores could clear up the haditha massacre.and you got daff there now.keeping daff busy.i don't think daff would make a good pimp.tony snow would make an excellent pimp and he could step on that mouse and keep al qaeda from surfing into south dakota.that rabbit might dig a hole.bugs.he east carrots.does the homeland defense have a rabbit killing machine?rabbit would go well with the eyeball stew and you could throw in a couple of hookers.tobias,what speakest thou?his corporation, lilly's in serbia and indiana with senator lugar.tobias,where walkest thou?
Friday, April 27, 2007
notes from the debate
was john edwards haircut worth $400 bucks and does he have the support of spongebob and can he get a set of iraqi eyeballs.it looks like his cat cut his hair.the two americas and which one is he and his haircut with?did the catholics give him the haircut?has that mouse turned on the democrats?hillary did get a spare set of eyeballs from spongebob.her clothes look like she got them from spongebob and she could be conniving with daff in anbar province.she has eye for things nefertiti would like and did she spit at anyone.she could have problems with the mouse and duck duo.she probably has her eyes on that bowling alley in butte,montana.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
impeach bush?
would he notice?king tut wasn't owner of the texas rangers.gonzales and spongebob are conniving to free the fish too.he has a legacy.did george washington rip off six year olds?fdr?abe lincoln didn't even know what a double play was.maybe bush can build a wonder of the world to himself at his baseball stadium.you can't impeach the texas rangers.maybe the colorado rockies and the washington nationals haven't gotten that far yet though the manager's hispanic and he might be working with that mouse and duck in south dakota.impeach bush even if he has daff quelling anbar province?how many loyal ducks did king tut have?our boys need daff and they can get that mouse and take iowa.bush can send his coterie of felons to lincolns church and explain what makes a patriot and how arm and eyeball stew is made.will there be a mass for a dead baghdad?the hammer can have his prison choir sing for it.the war might be won if he's impeached.you tell nefertit she can't send her slaves to the invasion of iowa.impeach bush and you impeach bowling pins,plastic bags and cardboard boxes.raincoats will weep.
anti-war a.n.s.w.e.r. tied to srebrenicza massacre
our fine feathered freinds so outraged by the iraq war and racism are tied to the srebrenicza massacre and shall we further surmise,genocide?how is the serbian war better then the iraq war?they rallying the masses?would martin luther king fight for genocide?do they have anything to do with our fine feathered freinds who are somewhat in the vangaurd of the democratic party and backed senator allen?the clintons didn't have much to say about the genocides occurring while he was seeking the truth like plato and buddha with monica lewinsky. shall we go to the oracle of delphi and hear their prophecy?
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
immunity for daffy duck
did the duck get immunity?what's up?this ain't latvia.the surge depends on daff and we can't have the other duck getting immunity.gonzales conspiring with spongebob on the firings?you're darn right he is.spongebob is a tricky character.king tut didn't have a spongebob.what about a daff?spongebob can dictate the terms of the dialogue and then maybe throw his lot in with daff and the surge.where'd he get those eyeballs from?does he need a few extra?he can fill up his pineapple with eyeballs and work to spread democracy in the ocean.those fish aren't free.ever see a fish sing an anthem to liberty?sing because he's free?gonzales had to fire those lawyers because he's a passionate voice for freedom.he spreads the word like duke does.duke was a leader in the feild.what'd they do to him?we still got donald duck wandering around in south dakota and harry reid just a stones throw away and iowa still not taken.where's the outrage?that mouse still out there?
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
playing politics with the war
what did donald duck say about the war?it's politics plain and simple and in washington they don't put up with it.mickey mouse have much to say?mickey don't yap about the war.just the duck.vice president cheney don't take no guff from a duck.did daff get the war czar job?is he still pondering the weight of it?can he spit like queen nefertiti and wear some eyeballs for cuff links?all the body parts splayed over iraq should make some good lampshades.halliburton can diversify.vice president cheney and daff will be welcomed as heroes by all the body parts and a chorus of severed heads will sing for them.make some oil rigs out of the limbs.waste not want not.the insurgents will fear daff.donald duck's another story.he might get the invading al qaeda surfers lieberman prophetically spoke of to work with south dakota.bush hasn't invaded iowa and the country's still vulnerable.reid is close to south dakota and donald duck.same with the mouse.he plays politics with a duck and a mouse.they're in the way of generals.let's see the duck at a hearing.he going to croon to a dead baghdad?play the tuba?
Monday, April 23, 2007
a question to ask attorney general gonzalez
the most important question they have to ask attorney general gonzalez,and one the country needs to know,does he watch spongebob squarepants.the democrats won't ask him.see them in any marvel comic strips?captain america was killed and was there any hearing?oversight?if captain america goes down what will happen in whitefish,montana?i can guess.daffy duck could've had something to do with it.duffy duck knows what's going to happen in whitefish,montana.maybe he had someone in south dakota do it.one of the farm girls might've done it.possibly,it was an illegal immigrant that did killed captain america.daffy duck is probably in tight with the illegal immigrants.hear what newt said?spanish is the language of the ghetto. daffy duck's a gangster.mickey mouse most likely drives the getaway car.lots of mice in the ghetto and they'd know spanish.mickey mouse has it out for attorney general gonzalez.he's a spongebob fan.democrats are with the mice.attorney general gonzalez will liberate south dakota from daffy duck and be welcomed as a liberator with campbells soup cans and the whimsome prairie wind.
Friday, April 20, 2007
question for alberto gonzalez
did minnie mouse beat up donald duck?has she been pounding him for the past fifty years and is that why she hasn't made a public appearance?why didn't duke have this investigated.did duke have something to do with it?did he direct the pummelling of donald duck?why couldn't they have one of the others beat him up?did donald get a decent punch in?what kind of shoes does he wear?did she make fun of his shoes?did duke?dukes shoes didn't look so hot.how's he like the new digs in the slammer?he may find he has too much in common with his new feild to plow.another republican is on the way to the slammer and will he be named to the homeland security department?how many republicans won't be in jail?their faith in jesus is moving.even to walk with the lowliest of us but do all of them have to go to the slammer?did republican dirty tricks have minnie mouse beat up donald duck?something to do with south dakota.president bush and the attorney general must be experts in cartoons and this is a matter that needs to be investigated.where's popeye been?what's he been doing?
Thursday, April 19, 2007
minnie mouse for san diego attorney general
to restore morale and make the august body of the justice department more relevant minnie mouse should be the new us attorney for the san diego area.she loves her country and she beat up donald duck didn't she?someone has to beat up donald duck.she can beat up donald duck can't she?i don't think mickey can.daff's away fighting the war and finding a good taxi driver.we need someone to restore audacity to the office in the san diego area and fight what needs fighting and quell what ought to be quelled.duke's in the slammer.think mickey approves of that?donald duck had something to do with it.he sent a missive from his hq in south dakota and that's how duke got tossed in the slammer.where's our country if a trued patriot can't get away with a few crimes?i'm sure king tut broke a few laws.see the weird hat he wore.must have been a problem but did they throw him in the slammer?did he spit?minnie can get duke out of jail and crack down on the hispanics.with duke in jail who will?daff's away.mickey doesn't look ominous enough.minnie can work closely with karl rove and attorney general gonzalez and show what it means to be a loyal bushie.what's she been doing the past fifty years though?beating up donald duck?did she beat up mickey?can duke beat her up?we can't have duke getting pummelled by her.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
rep weldon at homeland security
rep weldon who is so fond of genocide and is being investigated by the fbi is now protecting the homeland,officially.he helped milosevic's pals out and they wiped a country off the map almost and then got busted.was serbia accused of genocide?is condi aware of that?did they get convicted of a massacre?where's the tough on crime loons?did daffy give them the go-ahead.al-qaeda was arrested in serbia and weren't they the ones that blew up the world trade center and pentagon?do we want them watching out for us?think they'll do a good job?are they fine citizens?is judy garland going to rise from the dead and sing battle hymn of the republic?bush works closely with berlusconi and the fascists ran that government.our fine president is tied to al qaeda through them.for their part though they have cleansed new orleans.brownie is clean.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
condi and brownie need daffy
condi and brownie can do so much now that scooter's gone to plow the feilds of the slammer and work on the next election,and to bring peace and democracy to the middle east they need daffy.daff can quell the restive anbar province,meet with king tut and get the proper shoes and wallpaper.i don't think daff's a shoe guy.ducks have rare taste in shoes.i've seen many ducks with splendid footware.condi and daffy can arrange for thomas jefferson to drink a rams horn of blood and eat eyeballs with with what's left of the pharisees and local cab drivers.brownie can bring his expertise in disaster to aid in the search for an end to the violence and a proper cleaning of the region.he's a neat person.daff won't put up with trouble and won't serenade iowa and south dakota like donald duck.we could have trouble with mickey mouse and gina lollabrigita.mice are always a problem and gina lollabrigita doesn't cage fight and she's never shot a matian.i don't think they would eat eyeballs either.judy garland can arise from her coffin to a dead baghdad and sing to the desert and the wind and the forgotten kings of israel.
Monday, April 16, 2007
daffy duck block for the mailiki government
we can get the looney tunes block to join the maliki government and send a message that we won't be swayed by terror or failure or losing a war that a box of popsicle sticks could have won.the looney tunes have a long history of patriotism,service and undying loyalty to the bush's. bugs bunny has every indication of being a terrorist and insurgent,a chicken and a washington nationals fan.the looney tunes and daff can be sent to restive anbar province and quell whatever needs quelling and in a hurry,better then rambo.what other army or government has a brigade of cartoon characters and how many have even talked to daffy duck?ducks are a rough crowd.donald duck ain't officer material.he's with mickey.we can't have mice in the army or the maliki government.rooster cogburn might sign up.lots of cartoon characters might.they have a track record and a desire to succeed.say that about south dakota.donald duck probably runs south dakota.get the palm leaves for daff.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
daffy duck to the surge
daffy duck would make a fine soldier.he's looking for adventure.we can't have bugs bunny blowing up the rugheads.bugs is kind of a softy.he could be an insurgent.daff could prep with some beheading videos,beat up the baltimore orioles and then prowl around anbar province looking for trouble.daff knows trouble when he sees it and can handle whatever comes his way.pop a few caps in some camel jockeys ears.bugs probably wouldn't do that.bugs looks kind of irish.bugs might dig a tunnel for the taliban to invade america like lieberman said.surfing here could be a problem.what would daff do about the war czar?what would bugs do?charles degaulle needs daff to invade iowa.donald duck ain't gonna invade iowa join the coalition of the willing and march on south dakota.it's going to take a lot of ducks to take south dakota.
Friday, April 13, 2007
coalition of the willing
iowa's not cutting it.a suicide bomber walked into the safest part of iraq and blew it up.our we safe here?the army is there enmasse.our best military minds and they're the ones protecting the homeland.maybe they were watching the beheading video.you have to study their culture.our culture doesn't have beheadings.there are some softies.they'd whine like crazy about a beheading.there have to be another reserve call-up to quiet them down.are the palm leaves strewn across iowa?charles de gaulle seems sort of finicky.why didn't the suicide bomber register his party with the viceroy then blow himself up?he could've formed a coalition with the rapists.the baltimore orioles and iowa probably won't form a coalition with the suicide bombers and so we're back to square zero.it's the x's and o's of politics.the hammer might find some good rapists for the suicide bombers in the slammer.it would marginalize iran.we have to split the suicide bombers and the beheaders.this could put the invasion of iowa off for another benchmark.green is the color of the irish by the way.did humphrey bogart like the irish?maybe they are responsible.king tut is pro-english.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
humphrey bogart doubtful
humphrey bogart i should guess is doubtful for sunday,the surge.i'm not sure he supports the viceroy as bogart always looked dapper.didn't see the shoes a lot but i'd guess they're better then the viceroys.what if nefertiti spits at him.he might not like a beheading either.he could have trouble with lauren bacall if he rented the video.she doesn't look the part of an executioner.judy garland might whine about it too.once baghdad is ethnically cleansed she can pop out of the coffin and sing a few bars of battle hymn of the republic.bush could commandeer her coffin through algeria to his hq and get the hammer out of jail and bury iowa.there could be a domino effect with south dakota.charles degaulle will march in with the french foreign legion and the hammer should have met some reputable felons and rapists in the slammer and start a wheel of fire in the prairie.the hammer with his grasp of the bible might bring prophesies.when will the swans land in the gutters of their new conquered soil?
iowa to the surge
have they sent iowa to the surge?they're a modest people and shouldn't yap about it.who'll miss iowa?they don't have a football or baseball team and not that many felons.what's the matter?probably not many rapists either.we should send the surge after iowa.shouldn't be a lot of resistance and we'll be welcomed as liberators.no football,baseball,rapists or felons so we have to do something for them.bush is a compassionate conservative and wants the people of iowa to be happy and free.just like charles de gaulle.bush could run the operation from algeria.why not call humphrey bogart and see if he can open up his bar and have cheney lead the crowd in a stirring rendition of mack the knife.trent would join him in algeria and fortunately has better taste in shoes then the viceroy.they could help humphrey bogart run guns to the french.vive la french and onto iowa.the interstate will be strewn with palm leaves.
Monday, April 09, 2007
imus to iraq
imus belongs in iraq.the prophet with the gay drug dealing masseuse ain't got the fire in the belly to kill the rugheads.what if he thinks the insurgents are capable of following his prophetic pronouncements and starts a ministry there.maybe he could open up shop with michael jackson and preach like ezekiel.michael jackson could get the wheel of fire in his next video.imus has an uncanny resemblance to lawrence of arabia.maybe there's some klan in the holy land he can fraternize with.the surge hasn't quite produced the results it was supposed to and he's a patriot. there might not be another haditha if he doesn't help.we should ship klan out to the holy land and have imus communicate via satellite.i don't think there's been a war crime in a while.that's like an egg without salt and pepper.it's sunday without football.it's unpatriotic and possessed.giuliani knows about it.kerik knows.it's springtime in dunkirk.
Saturday, April 07, 2007
filmfestdc
for more info see filmfestdc.org.we don't watch old popeye cartoons and can walk and chew gum at the same time.some of us haven't heard of france though that shouldn't be a problem.fortunately there aren't any quentin tarrantino movies involved.how's he treat cockroaches?car wrecks are somewhat old.a lot of persiflage in his work.it's mysterious.who thinks uma thurman is good looking?
us institute of peace
meron benvenisti at politics and prose sunday the 15th a 1:00,5015 conn.avenue.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
withdrawl?
who's thinking about withdrawl?the viceroy ain't.he has beheadings to go to and we can't have him miss any.the smaller fish can go see the hands get chopped off.withdrawl could be symptomatic of a leering cockroach.tony montana ain't with withdrawl.we should move iowa to iraq.what's to do in iowa?ain't no gambling,beheadings or cleopatras.king tuts prophets wouldn't like to be snubbed and what kind of misguided cockroach would do that?if iowa gets blown up then send north dakota.i doubt north dakota would complain a lot.they can look up some more prophets and spit.which of king solomons prophets are advising the jewish rapist and why don't we give him a call and a lesson in massage.does he know how to sell dope?is the rapist for withdrawl ,and,he didn't rape an arab.the holy land aint' thinking about withdrawl.they have a way with cockroaches and leering ones won't get past the wailing wall.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
death squad in the hunt country
good fences make good neighbors.mister rogers was a good neighbor and he had a good fence.our royalty has different fences and different neighbors and mister rogers would get his head blown off if he showed up in the hunt country.what kind of fence does a death squad have?they all said he was a nice man.what's their idea of evil?we need more superheroes,wrestlers and cage fighters.we do have to beat israeli with their rapists and other criminals.their war didn't kill as many innocents as ours did.how many people had tea with the death squad and what kind of shoes were they wearing?they can probably rent some death squad movies at the local video store.our royalty is no second rate rapist.only the best for them.the polo teams are rife with virtue.they fly through the air.batman will help with the cocktails.a few bloody marys for everyone.a flock of crows and locusts will serenade them.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
withdrawl?
have the troops been invited to a beheading yet?in the long term you have to think about that.has anyone thought of that?maybe they could decapitate gina lollabrigittas corpse.if they're going to be there till it's won we have quite a way to go.can you rent beheadings at the local video store?bush did his part with the gallows in texas so maybe there can be a cultural exchange.we can exchange severed heads.get a national tour and bring our peoples closer together.it will bring a time of healing and redemption.works of faith bridge cultures and will end the civil war.we can call the cannibal in haiti they just arrested.maybe he as good recipres to share with the troops.home cooking is what our troops want.who needs money?who needs a timeline?bush isn't good with wallpaper and it could take years to get decent company over.king tut and y.a. title could antagonize each other.did the iraq study group say anything about shoes and wallpaper?
Monday, April 02, 2007
gonzales visits y.a. title
our top cop is a liar?is he with moses and the nra leading us across the plains and massacring indians with duke.did john wayne lie?wasn't he a top cop.he strolled with great abandon and massacred indians like there was no tommorrow.that's what we need in an attorney general.just shoot'em.have the women ask the questions.when will there be a lynching?football season didn't have a lynching and now it's baseball season and i don't think they're so hot at lynching.how's duke doing in jail?will our top cop be seeing him soon?they have strategy to plot.the prison population is uncharted waters and they like a top cop.our fine paesan may be seeing more of duke too.he's with the west.slaughtered those indians better then duke.italy will be proud of their favorite son.senator domenici may have run the lobby and so theyr'e on the way out and where will that leave italy and why should that be important.bush is a close ally of berlusconi and the fascists ran the country and i'd have to imagine our fine favorite son senator domenici was with him and that ties them to al qaeda.won't there be an inquiry?who to write to?can y.a. title throw another long ball?hispanics don't play football and you won't catch y.a. title or the men who settled the west in shorts.what kind of shoes does he wear?he don't wear cleats in the white house?does he smoke?has he spoken to the spiritual leaders and their gay drug dealing masseuses?y.a. title won't eat an empanada.maybe they can share some blood tea with rep wilson.
Sunday, April 01, 2007
bucket of blood and y.a. title
a nice big bucket of blood for all of us and we are welcomed as liberators across the world and y.a. title could throw a long ball from the grave and see how many more cadavers we can drum up.not many places get y.a. title and iraq is special that way.have they sold any of the blood?it might turn a nice profit and taxes are probably low.there's lots of things you can do with blood and possibly if mixed with all the sand it can be a moisturizer or potion.we can have boris lugosi fly down and throw a curse on the place pick up the potion and throw another place under a death spell and have the viceroy get to work passifying the masses.all those dead people will save a ton of money on reconstruction.there might not be many left.judy garland can have the place to herself and doesn't she deserve it.is this the middle east peace process our felons had in mind?the hammer and his jewish accomplice abramoff have a real action adventure going on and they'll be in the slammer before it's over.tough on crime is what they are and they don't put up with criminals.rugheads as they're a minority are criminal.duke knows.we can have the lacrosee championships with duke there,how about haitha,and throw some heads around.dust the place up a bit and get some cold ones.
palestine center events
sonic dialogue,benfit concert,rami khalife and kinan azmeh,4-12,7:00,rosslyn spectrum theatre,$25
corcoran events
zivas spanish dance ensemble 4-15,6:00,$22.
austrian embassy events
franka lechner,tapestries and works on paper,4-4--7:30,rsvp 202-895-6776---festival of song 2007-4-11-5-24,lieder recitals from the viennese classics to the 21st c.